I don't need any serving suggestions from you, you barbecue-wrecking know-nothing know-it-all! You just asked a mouthful. WHOLE FAMILY A lion chases and catches a gazelle; an eagle flies over a flock of sheep, snatching one in its talons and flying off; a dog jumps and catches a frisbee; a gorilla, hanging off a tree to reach for a bunch of bananas, is suddenly pulled into the surrounding water by a shark that jumps out of it. I'm sorry I messed up your barbecue. They're just a bunch of hilarious stuff, you know, like people getting hurt and stuff, stuff like that. “Lisa the Vegetarian” won an Environmental Media Award and a Genesis Award, for its treatment, respectively, of environmental issues and and animal rights. Jimmy i pale and visibly shaking. Paul and Linda bop while Lisa backs away. They see the second: smaller, cuter, and wearing a tiny cowbell around its neck. What's wrong, Lisa? Where are we going? More of these lamb chops. Lisa imagines a hot dog bun surrounded by a rat, a raccoon, a boot and a pigeon. Diagnosis: delicious. It's still good, it's still good! Oooh! All normal people love meat. Lisa, I was looking for ya. A wonderful, magical animal. This is lamb, not a lamb. She arrives t a Krusty Burger and looks at a sign in the window that reads, "Try our new beef-flavored chicken!" I just got my party invitations back from the printer's! MARGE The Camera pans over many cows tightly enclosed within wooden fences. LISA HOMER Good morning, class. While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney. I can't believe you didn't invite me, after I painted those cool stripes all over your car. APU LISA However, the total 180-degree turn by Lisa's new friends at the end was a bit unsettling; much like "Lisa the Vegetarian" in which an otherwise perfect show was marred by a hurried cop-out ending. We are in the cafeteria. Come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am. Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. The pig floats along the river and into a drainage hole in a dam. In the interests of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. That colored chalk was forged by Lucifer himself! Grandpa emerges, angry, from the sheets. WIGGUM I still stand by my beliefs. Bart, Lisa and Homer groan loudly. Awww! Bart, go to your room! Lisa. Oh, my family just doesn't understand my new-found vegetarianism. Yes, you are. Haven't you ever seen my t-shirt? THE WOLF Three a.m., approximately an amnesiac drug. It's still good. BART I respect your moral objection. Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. I made enough gazpacho for all! Wiggum sits at a bench, bloated and short of breath. Say what? Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? You see, your crazy friend never heard of the food chain. Well, I'm sorry. (pushing away her plate) I can't eat this. When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University. For privacy's sake, let's call her Lisa S. No, that's too obvious. Maggie claps furiously while the other onlookers are unimpressed. WHOLE FAMILY(louder) Awww! Every student except Lisa cheers loudly. BART Because I'm a vegetarian. A gruff female voice—similar to lunchlady Doris's—plays over a P.A. (downtrodden) Ohhh. (slightly annoyed) That's a typo. (turning round in his chair) Uh-oh. In fact, this was reportedly a condition put in place by the episode’s guest stars, Paul and Linda McCartney, before they agreed to appear in it. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge. Oh, you are so cute. Especially my dad. MARGE HOMER What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me? She walks away and looks up at a bilboard showing a female doctor next to the legend, "Don't eat beef." Fast forward to dinner, where Marge serves lamb chops. Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. You don't win friends with salad! (sighing) Please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Compared to them, the public schools are a haven of enlightenment. Marge appears, adding more chops to Lisa's plate HOMER You don't win friends with salad. LISA He leads her over to a fridge marked "non-alcoholic beer." It's just a little slimy. Bart and Lisa are watching The Itchy and Scratchy Show back at home, an episode entitled "In Espohagus Now." Oh, my family just doesn't understand my newfound vegetarianism. You know, you can influence people without badgering them always. I never realized before, but some Itchy and Scratchy cartoons... send the message that violence against animals is funny. The Simpsons has always played with Bart jumps onto the first seat of a tiny red train—the children directly behind him are half his size. Yeah, Lisa's a grade-A moron. And only thrice the fat of a normal hot dog. But, I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. HOMER Wow, Mr. McClure! Will you be donating that million dollars now, sir? Around the circle reads the slogan, "Don't Have a Cow, Man!" LISA MARGE The shot widens and we see that he has been waking on top of a packed enclosure of cows. Your "Q" is a huge success. Oh, gosh, Homer. LISA MISS HOOVER You know what, Lisa? Homer bursts into the living-room and the door smashes into Bart. Can I have a new one? I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down. JIMMY Homer joins in. In “Lisa the Vegetarian,” the yellow, spiky-haired cartoon character, widely acknowledged as the show’s moral center, attempts to give up meat after she befriends a baby lamb at a petting zoo and is faced with the grim reality of Marge serving lamb chops for dinner that night. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. MARGE Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for once. You dunking your sausages in that syrup, homeboy? Come on! HOMER MCCLURE I understand, honey. No. What's wrong, Lisa? FLANDERS He gestures to a drive-in movie theater across the street, which is advertisign two movies: I Spit on Your Grave and I Thumb Through Your Magazines. HOMER Having befriended a lamb on a trip to a petting zoo,Lisa refuses to eat a lamb chop,seeing it as a living creature,and becomes a vegetarian,ruining Homer's hog-roast barbecue. F.D. I understand, honey. Oh, you are so cute! The music stops. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. Two independent thought alarms in one day. Here, we see her adopt a new cause, but ends up composing herself in a slightly immature way, only to butt heads … Come out. In fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrees. I can't eat a poor little lamb. I 'unno. Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. LISA Come on, Jimmy. Ew! Her schoolmates and family members ridicule her for her beliefs, but with the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. He'll tell you, that in nature invariably eats another to survive. I can't believe you didn't invite me. Lisa, come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am! Paul Mccartney's "Maybe I'm Amazed" plays over the closing credits. Cut to Lisa lying on her bed. No. You know, it's never come up. PAUL That's it! PAUL D'oh! Oh my. Lisa prepares to cut into her meat, but hesitates. Yes. You don't win friends with salad! pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band." (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I've got the prescription for you, Doctor. WHOLE FAMILY All right, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad. HOMER No. Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Homer and Bart chase her up a hill, until Lisa reaches the top and lets the barbecue go. McCartney walks into shot, holding a trowel. Wow, Mr McClure. It all starts here in the high-density feedlot. Uh, Mr. McClure, I have a crazy friend... who says it's wrong to eat meat. La la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la. Hey Homer: wing me another of of them, ah, burgers, would ya? Come on! Lisa gasps. Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? Cut to Lisa in class, sitting next to a gum-chewing Janey. JIMMY Piggie ain't coming back. MARGE (upbeat) That's the plan! Ah. LISA (holding his hands across his stomach) Mr McClure, I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. You don't win friends with salad! Homer chuckles. And, secondly, I heard what you said. everybody else claps in time to the music, while Homer grows slightly angry. Lisa, before you go, would you like to hear a song? LISA What's wrong, Lisa? This barbecue will be hard, thankless work. BART The animals in the petting zoo are tired and Bart’s trick to sneak onto a boring kiddie train backfires hilariously. system. Search Lisa's Kitchen recipes by type, ingredient and cuisine Sort: Relevant Newest # the simpsons # cow # 7x05 # troy mclure # lisa the vegetarian # season 4 # lisa simpson # episode 4 # rebellion # 4x04 # pig flying # crazy # lisa simpson # cats # scared # season 9 # lisa simpson # episode 5 # season 7 # i love you # 7x05 Or, when I want to see drive-in movies for free. Lisa the Vegetarian Written by David S. Cohen Directed by Mark Kirkland===============================================================================Production code: 3F03 Original airdate in N.A. Yes indeed I do think that. LUNCHLADY DORIS LISA MARGE GRANDPA She's leaving home? You just asked a mouthful. Oh, then you must think I'm a monster. Sleep! it's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so that it can be collected and exported. That`s an anti-anxiety drug. I warned ya! But I can't defend what I did. BART AND HOMER A 2015 article for Slate provides this piece—and others—of background information to the episode, while also exploring its significance in the history of television and for the wider culture. Whatever, whatever, it had a good rhythm. Congratulations, Homer. That's why I ran away form home. [...] Swing your partner to and froodily-fro! MARGE She picks up her scalpel and hesitates over the worm, finally pushing away the tray realizing she can't do it. I thought you lo-o-o-ved me. I think Lisa's right, Dad. Show Spoilers . You don't win friends with salad! BART Hm, no, I'd still prefer not. The Burger flies through Lisa's window and lands squarely on her face. Now as a special treat, courtesy of our friends at the meat council... please help yourselves to this tripe. APU Lisa the Vegetarian. Itchy then arrives, places the piece of belly in a takeout container, and hands over a bill for $100.00. I know! (sardonically) Do you remember when you lost your passion for this work? Are we there yet? MCCLURE Lisa, get ahold of yourself. The entire family—Grandpa included—are driving in the orange sedan. I'll throw my own barbecue. PAUL In fact, if you play "Maybe I'm Amazed" backwards, you'll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. Ned! First, pin them down so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye. I've got the prescription for you, doctor: another hot beef injection. Whenever we're in Springfield... we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. HOMER The other children gasp and laugh. Lisa, no! Attention, families. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone... from eight to God only knows. BARNEY FLANDERS See? (aloud) Why does it talk like a lamb? The Pig travels across a busy road, and then drops over a bridge into a river. A shot of the Springfield Elementary building. Homer walks round to Flanders's backyard. It's rich in bunly goodness. The film's titles appear: "The Meat Council Presents: 'Meat and You: Partners in Freedom'. So, Ned, you're having a family reunion and you didn't invite me? LISA Lisa appears, looking furious and riding a lawnmower. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. before you go, would you like to hear a song? Uh-oh. You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them Yum. Miss Hoover passes round the trays with worms. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. BART She surreptitiously moves a hand under her desk, where there is a red button with a sign that reads, "Independent Thought Alarm." (calmly) OK, Lisa. HOMER ... meats and vegetables are what you eat. Together, Homer and Lisa demonstrate the difficulty of change—both in oneself and in relation to society at large—and the value of tolerance and co-existence, even in close quarters with those whose beliefs might seem at odds with your own. When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? Writer on Board: In an example of Guest Star on Board, Paul and Linda McCartney only agreed to appear in the episode on the condition that Lisa remain a vegetarian for the rest of the series. You don't win friends with salad! MOTHER BEAR I just got caught up in the rhythm. No Ralph, there aren't any more. LISA Outside, Dr hibbert eats a hot dog. Homer flips the burger high into the air. Lisa Simpson goes to a petting zoo and falls in love with a cute baby lamb. Jimmy gasps. Mr McClure? They see the third: tinier still, with big fluttery eyes and a large pink bow around its neck. As the train sets off, Bart faces behind him and chuckles. HOMER Homer throws the binoculars into the trash. High quality Marge gifts and merchandise. You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly. HOMER I don't think I can dissect an animal. Hey, Homer. I didn't mean to take sides, I just got caught up in the rhythm. Go back to Russia! Where's the meat?". BART HOMER As it plugs the hole, the water pressure builds up until it flies out like a torpedo, traveling a huge distance through the air. I'm never ever apologizing, because I was standing up for a just cause, and you were wrong, wrong, wrong! But the central conflict is between Lisa and her father, the “prehistoric carnivore.” There are a number of Simpsons episodes that centre on this relationship, but this one matches it particularly well to the overall theme. Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. It had a good rhythm. See? Too. SKINNER LISA What? Cut to Lisa's classroom. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Sighs. Video Transcript. The billboard shifts to read, "Eat deer." LORD THISTLETHWAITE At the end of the building, a conveyor belt carries out cuts of meat, which all drop into the back of a truck labelled, "Meat for You." (holding a plate of tripe When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University! He bites down in the middle of the chop. If you don't want lamb chops, there's lots of other things I can make. (pauses) When pigs fly! Lisa The Vegetarian (3 of 3)S07E05"Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. LINDA MCCARTNEY Stop it, stop it! BART Dr. hibbert chuckles. Uh, miss Hoover? I'm Sgt. Lisa has been a vegetarian ever since. Homer, you're not not talking to me. Chicken breast. Yes, this is where I come when I need some refuge from the modern world. They hug. Marge runs over and picks up her daughter. Please, Lisa. This one spent two hours in the broiler. The train comes to a halt when it passes underneath the legs of a wooden lumberjack, whose crotch is met by Bart's face. I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa. (sitting up on a tree branch)I can't believe I used to go out with you. That'll show you. Eating meat is ba-a-a-ad. Two independent thought alarms in one day. HOMER I just got my party invitations back from the printers. You know what, Lisa? (viciously)Why don't you just eat him, dad? Whoah, whoah, whoah, slow down Jimmy. I read about you in history class. When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy... simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? I can't eat a poor little lamb. JIMMY Lisa slaps the chop out of Bart's hand, and it lands in Homer's mouth. LISA A series of short clips. SMITHERS BART The whole world wants me to eat meat! Bart, sensible bites! lisa the vegetarian 38786 GIFs. LISA Please, Lisa. A certain—agitator—for privacy's sake let's call her "Lisa S." No, that's too obvious. "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode in the seventh season of the American animated television series The Simpsons. Thanks, you guys. They walk down the street. Ham? The whole world wants me to eat meat. In the episode, Lisa undergoes a crisis of conscience which leads to her decision to stop eating meat, something for which she receives little sympathy, from her classmates and from the authority figures at her school. It's still good. But I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. Oh, hello Bobby. She drives into the barbecue, pushing it away. Being vegetarian is slightly less of a big deal in modern America than it was back in 1995, though her parents' conservative attitude still leave room for the plot to occur. Let's say "L. . Cartoons don't have messages, Lisa. BURNS (holding up his lamb chop) This one's spent two hours in the broiler. The year is 1974, and Homer and Marge are seniors at Springfield High School. Just try to sleep while the other children are learning. It's bad enough they're all eating meat. MARGE Lisa, you ruined my barbecue! HOMER I think it's wrong. LISA My worm went in my mouth and then I ate it. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack. Asked to appear in the episode, McCartney, a well-known vegetarian, agreed, on one condition: that Lisa's vegetarianism wouldn’t be a one-off gag. Linda and I both feel strongly about animal rights. We met him in lndia years ago during the Maharishi days. APU I can't eat a poor little lamb. The camera pans past the slaughterhouse, while the sound of electrified killing equipment can be heard, as well as the muffled screams of cows. This week's # MeatlessMonday dish is my Crispy Wild Mushrooms with Pinto Bean Puree. And only thrice the fat of a normal hot dog. The when he cattle are just right—he runs a finger across a cow's back, puts it in his mouth an murmurs appreciatively—it's time for them to "graduate" from Bovine University. MARGE Can I come? You might remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun, and Firecrackers: The Silent Killer. The guests laugh mockingly. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Come on. But where's your wife, Linda? I respect your moral objection. Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. That'll show ya! The guests all gasp. The family check out three lambs, each one cuter than the last. BART You don't have to eat meat! Come on Jimmy, let's take a look at the killing floor. Values Dissonance: "Lisa The Vegetarian" revolves around Lisa's family trying to dissuade her from being vegetarian. 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The family observe the first lamb. “Lisa the Vegetarian” is an episode distinct from most others in that it effected a permanent change to one of the show’s central characters. Several people are up on a temporary stage playing a fiddle, guitar and a banjolin, while many other attendees are dancing. I can't believe I used to go out with you. Give it up, dad. Lisa pets the smallest lamb while it appears to eat from her hand. At the unattended entrance is a cut-out green cartoon elf, holding his arm out level and with a speech bubble that reads, "You must be shorter than this to ride." 1 Synopsis 2 Full Story 3 Behind the Laughter 3.1 Reception 4 Videos 5 Citations After a trip to Storytown Village, Lisa finds herself unable to eat meat, exposing her to ridicule and resentment from Homer and friends. Lisa Simpson is one of the most beloved characters in The Simpsons, so any episode from the show’s golden age that’s centered around her is almost a guaranteed classic, like the season 7 episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, in which Lisa gives up meat. You don't win friends with salad! MARGE We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. OK class, time to dissect our worms. Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative. THE THREE PIGS Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. I learned long ago, Lisa, to tolerate others rather than forcing my beliefs on them. MCLLURE She moans with disgust and sits up. Skinner is addressing the students. Just as he finishes and turns to face the front, his head smashes into the top of a tunnel. BART Lisa imagines a live chicken, out of which falls a cooked breast onto a plate. If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say, "Yo Goober! LISA Willie, remove all the colored chalk from the classrooms. It was a good idea to come here after all. TERRI[?] It travels quickly away. Right here, Lisa. This is where the wolf blows down the pigs' house. Mom! LISA Feeling depressed she runs into Apu who introduces her to Linda and Paul McCartney,from whom she learns that it is possible to have principles but still understand others' view points. Lisa walks off. What a load of crappy-crap-crap. Come on, I'll give you a piggyback ride. Rump roast? You don't win friends with salad! All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Apu, I'm sure the last thing they want to talk about is— APU (highly distorted) Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. HOMER In fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrées. BART It's just a little dirty. LISA Ahh. I can't live in a house with this prehistoric carnivore! GRANDPA Lisa the Vegetarian “I can't believe I used to go out with you.” Ralph Wiggum to Lisa "Lisa the Vegetarian" is the fifth episode of Season 7. 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