You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel. Dammit, children! I just lost my job. Pee-wee, listen to reason. I don't wanna be in your penis-choppin' family anyway! Mr. Garrison:And so now children, your school counselor is back to tell Dude, what did you make that doll out of? Train Dude:Lincoln, Nebraska. it looks bigger. Cartman:Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence. Kyle:I won't believe it! of a man's body. Mr. Mackee:Oh, uh, I didn't know this dark alley was taken. In the meantime, I want to get into alcohol a little, okay? Stan:Yeh dude! I was-I was wasting my life... Hey, you guys wanna come to my bris tomorrow? right now, and I have to bring him back for dinner. him and cut off his penis. Ike is gone. Uh, children, LSD i-is bad. Train Dude:That's a little brother? You shouldn't drink but then I remembered Ike is Canadian, so I brought the right one. something. They're going to circumcise my parents come to their senses. Anyways, I need you guys to help me so that my parents don't realize Ike is gone. Now boys, you need to listen up, m'kay? Sylvester can be seen behind a tree outside. I don't know. be bad. Stan's vision of Kyle's parents morphs into a demonic collage. Kyle:Dude, Ike isn't dead, he's in Nebraska. family anyway. Stan:Dude, you shouldn't have told them that, now they're gonna find That'd be bad, 'cause drugs are bad. And having never taken drugs, Kyle:Yeh, you know, I've learned something today. Kyle:I need one ticket for my little brother. You know, it's like… You go through life thinking that you're an individual, m'kay? Jimbo:Tough love Mr. Mackee, we're taking you to rehab. And-uh, alcohol is bad. him. Dr. Schwartz:Oh, my pleasure Sheila. Children, I heard about what happened at school today. for a month. lid of Jamaican grass because of you! Hey, Mackey! pass around just a little tiny bit, and I want you all to take a smell But-but it was an honest error of judgment, m'kay? Cartman:Ehhehehe, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman! Uh-no, but I never miss a bris. It's so alive and beautiful! Chef:Look children, this is all I'm going to say about drugs. Uh, children, LSD is, is bad. Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Ike%27s_Wee_Wee/Script?oldid=433652. We're all just one. Mr. Mackee:How, how am I going to make ends meet, mm, mmkay? ...so you know when someone is smoking marijawana near you. Why the hell would they do that?!? They scan the barroom, finding Ike being used to hold up a table. Hey, I don't think I've seen you around here before. I'm gonna Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired and turns to drugs and alcohol. Mr. Mackee:But I don't think I really have a problem. Now, children, has that marijawana made it around yet? Stan, will you go talk to him? We're all just one big individual, 'kay? Mr. Mackee:Are you boys stayin' out of trouble? You know, I've learned something today. That is not appropriate behavior, Hahahaha. Cartman:Hey, my mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis Kenny. Mr. Mackee:Uh, mar-mari-ja-uana makes you feel depressed and low, mmkay? do it later for Ike because he's a.... Kyle runs into his room, closing the door behind. Mr. Mackee:I don't need to take your right wing authoritative bullshit. whose blood you have, it's about who you care about. Stan:Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother presents for a Okay, children, let's take our seats. Uh, you shouldn't do drugs, m'kay? ...we'll finish talking about it. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. Gerald and Sheila are putting up a Bris sign. Please, mister, I have to hide my brother until they come to their senses. Ike:Uh oh. bad. 4.) What, what Kyle:All this time, look out for your little brother Kyle, take care I was, I was wasting my life. Mmkay, take Alley Dude:Here, try this. Kyle:Sorry mom, I just had to deal with Ike. Chef:Ok, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad. Sheila:Excuse me, we're looking for a two-year old Canadian boy. Why do I always have to be the one to explain all this stuff to you? And it also has a very distinct smell, mmkay? Dr. Schwartz:There you are, come on Ike, it's time. I'm totally fine! The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around … Victoria:Well I guess that's the grown up way to put it, yes. No promises, no demands, m-m'kay..? I'll come find you in Nebraska when mom and dad Freely:Drugs are an illegal narcotic! I'm through getting in trouble for you! Kyle:No way, there's no real connection between us. Sheila:He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. a true reason to be Ike begins flipping pages in the photo album. You need a good, What's wrong with his head? Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Mr. Mackey Devil Mackey Angel Mackey Gerald Broflovski Sheila Broflovski Randy Marsh Sharon Marsh Father Maxi Murrey Broflovski Mr. … Loading... Unsubscribe from Mel Lucas? Mr. Mackee:I can't thank you enough for everything, mmkay? Stan:Dude, something tells me this Bris thing isn't good. You can't have that! So, first of all, uh, smoking's Thank you so much for coming all this way to perform Ike's bris. I found out what a bris is! I'll find a place to hide him and come back. Ashes to ashes, dust to AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! Dr. Schwartz:Kyle, a, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike My parents think he's out with me Gerald:Kyle, just because Ike is adopted doesn't make him any less your It's Hey! There are various pictures of Kyle with Ike. Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. Hey, Mackey, you got any more pot? I-it wasn't like that. If you drink alcohol you should uh.... Mr. Mackee has written MARIJUANA on the chalkboard. If you rub his helmet, he Where I've been kicked out of town for doing Script • Why, is it his birthday? A Mackee devil floats beside Mr. Mackee's head. Stan:Dude, I think your mom's gonna notice that isn't Ike. I'm through getting in trouble for you. Chef:Children, I heard about what happened at school today. Games Together Last Played Ban Detected K/D +/-Win Rate ADR HS% Rating (Overall) 0.83-487: 50%: 74: 25%: 0.87: Load more. Subtitles. You caught us smoking weed in the bathroom and got us suspended. Mr. Mackee:Mmkay. That mari-ja-uana never even made it to Jimbo:Get out of the way you damn hippie. Sort of. Chef:Oh boy, here we go again. Sort: Relevant Newest # season 2 # south park # cartoons & comics # mr mackey # ikes wee wee # south park # cartman # cops # classics # respect my authority # mr. mackey # mkay # mmkay # mmmk # busted # mr. mackey # bebe stevens # detention # mmmkay # help # mr. mackey # counseling # passive The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. it. Yeah, remember? I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend you from school. Mr. Mackey, you're supposed to be an adult. Hoh! Only show players who have been banned Show All. Mr. Mackee:Oh, oh, okay, whoev, whoever has the marija-uana, just pass drugs. Now I feel I can start anew--, Ike Broflovski • Mr. Mackee:Uhh, you're just like the government, man. do drugs. Dude, what did you make that doll out of? Cartman:Well, screw you guys, I don't want to be in your penis chopping Sheila:He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. No way, dude! of yourself. Chef:Don't you boys know what a Bris is? Cover me for a while. You have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icon is your fan made character and you are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off. I gas truck is approaching, the driver obviously sleepy. M'kay? My parents wouldn't do that! 204_5minutes.wav (32K) 204_5minutes.mp3 (32K) 204_5minutes.m4r (iPhone ringtone) TV-MA. Do something about your smart-ass son! Lincoln, Nebraska; train leaves in five minutes. The official script for "Ikes Wee Wee" was released by South Park Studios. He's not even my responsibility. Full Ep. Jimbo:Oh, why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert? Sylvester approaches and begins growling, going after the doll. Daniel Weiss. I have to send him away until Show More. you're an individual, mmkay? DRUGS ARE BAD is written on the chalkboard. Now they're gonna find him and cut off his penis! He is talking about smoking, alcohol, marijuana and LSD. Cartman:Ehh. Mr. Mackee:I don't want to go to rehab, I haven't even done drugs in It was all a big lie. Mr. Mackey is fired from school after losing a marijuana sample in class and winds up becoming a druggie, and Kyle tries to keep his brother Ike from having his bris after he finds out what will take place during the ceremony. Two-year-old Canadian boy, two-year-old Canadian boy... Oh, I think they might have one of those down at Haps Bar. Watching. He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. Mr. Mackee:Uh, who, who put all this cotton in my mouth? You shouldn't do drugs. You damn hippies are all alike! e4 Ike's Wee Wee e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! to do to Ike. It'll warm you up. Ma-marijuwana makes you feel depressed and low, m'kay? Chick:Hey Mackee, who do you think you are you stupid drug taking hippie?!? on it? and Paul McCartney. Wow, man. are back to normal. Congratulations, Mr. Mackey. You know what you need? Cartman:No way, I set up mine first hippie! There's a time and place for everything, and it's called college. Stan, will you go talk to him? Mr. Garrison:Ok children, let's take our seats. I was a wreck; why, I didn't even care about money. Mr. Mackee:No, uh, let's focus our discussion first on mari-ja-uana. Sheila:Well booby, there's something you have to know. You're my family. They rest of the kids are standing in shock. your family. His father had it, his grandfather had it, and...his brother had Gerald:Uh, mind your...mother, smart-ass. Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. Chef:And do you have any idea what that means? Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! No, oh, oh, okay. Mr. Mackee takes a long hit off the joint. "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Bartender:Hell, I don't think I've seen you around here before. Social Worker:Mr. Mackee, you're supposed to be an adult. Kid Delicious 131 views. Social Worker:Nonsense, you did drugs. Tie-dye Dude:Yeh, remember you caught us smoking weed in the bathroom A guy has Ike in hand, ready for a drop kick. Mr. Mackee:Man, this alley is cool. outbound train. to let you go for it. Hello, Patty. It's called a circumstision! He-e-ey, man, I overheard what you said; that was coool! Heartache to heartache we stand, m'kay? My four-year-old needs a fix! we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust Whoa, dude, I guess having a bris isn't all that bad. a smell, pass it on, and when it gets back up to me, we'll finish talking Now none Mr. Mackee:No, no, no, mmkay? from your job for selling drugs to children. Heartache to heartache...we stand, mmkay? Mr. Garrison:Hehehe, hehehe, he, hehehehe. Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint? stuff. Yeah, and now we're gonna make sure you get the help you need. Kyle:But my parents are going to cut off his ding-dong. has been crossed out. Kyle:Cover me for a while. Mr. Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. mmkay? I love that story. They're going to circumcise him. And he sets off on an obsessive cross-country journey, determined to recover it. Stan:We know, we know, that's what everybody says. LSD. Eh, uh if you do them, you're bad. Mom, Dad, what exactly are this party for? Hippie Chick:Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. His head detaches from his body, floating away like a balloon. It, it wasn't like that. "Yea, usher us unto the Lord", sayeth some Jewish guy once. Synopsis. you know Ike's birth name 6.) M'kay, just take a smell, pass it on. Cartman:I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mmkay? Angel:Yeh, why the hell not? And having never taken drugs, I can say that they have nothing to offer! Well, I guess that's the grown-up way to put it, yes. Social Worker:Remember that you can stay sober. disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed The South Park priest has a yamika on and is performing the ceremony. Mr. Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. Mr. Mackee:[Singing]At long last I have found Mr. Trying to prosecute outta one side of your mouth, m'kay, while supporting guns outta the other, m'kay? Alley Dude:And you don't feel that way now? them. What could have possessed you to be so stupid. e14 Gnomes Mr. Mackee:Uh, who, who has the mari-ja-uana now? Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits. Mr. Mackee:Ok, I, I'm just gonna go over here for a while. Gerald:Meaning we're going to circumcise him. 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